Katjishtan is not a state in the US, nor is it a forgotten state in Africa. It is a state of mind and can be as small as a rock in the ocean or as big as the universe. Actually, Katjishtan is a world of its own. As someone wise once wrote on my fridge magnet before it was mine: "I know I'm in my own world. It's okay, they know me here." That is exactly what defines Katjishtan.
The world may seem different from the Katjishtan point of view, and not always the most objective. But, according to the Katjishtanian laws, my way is the only way to perceive the world. Everything may not always seem to make sense, but appearing normal is a federal offence. It can lead to a carrot soup ban so you should not push it too far.
Never underestimate the power of an accountant- by midnight she will turn into an auditor.
